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Techno-Failures Tech Support Techniques might not work, but it's worth a try.
Advanced Techno-Idiocies for those who refuse to give up.
Last Resort Techno-Failures for when all else fails.
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Techno-Failures FAQ because we're too lazy to write proper instructions.